fuckyestomhiddlestonsvoice:

You’re heroes are scattered, your floating fortress falls from the sky. Where is my disadvantage?

fangirlingforeverz:

korralations:

chaoticrice:

mooseofsomesort:

A straw can bend

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?

The sound that came out of my mouth was a strangled laugh-sob.

PFFFFT.

livx18:

• He’s the god of mischief, meaning he would tease you. He’d make you beg for it, or drive you mad by going too slow, or perhaps too fast.
• He’s clearly up for experimenting when it comes to sex, I mean look at his track record. So I bet that would be fantastic because if there was a kink you had,…

hey, I just met you

and this is crazy

but here’s my number

…

hey, I just met you

vanguardias:

if the universe is infinite

there’s an infinite amount of planets

with an infinite amount of possibility for forms of life

for millions of forms of life

with millions of different kinds of civilization

so remember

somewhere out there, in a far off planet

your favorite work of fiction, whether it is a comic, a TV show, a videogame or anything else

somewhere out there, in a far off planet

it’s all true